But Rick is a better nurse....

When Rick got sick two weeks ago, it took his lazy wife a few hours to get out of the house to bring back supplies.  But she brought back great stuff.

Rick, on the other hand, brought home all of this around 10:30.  You can't see the two cartons of ice cream because he's already put them in the freezer, but o.m.g. i better get well soon with this concoction. 

I REALLY don't want to call in sick for my first day of the new job.